There are only a few simple steps required for you to determine if you're already a Member of or wish to return to the World's Largest Conspiracy... The First Step: Take the Gifthorse Conspiracy Refresher Course. |
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the 30 Simple Lessons in the Refresher Course Manual... You will hear 100 nasty complaints grantseekers & fundraisers Whine and Whisper behind your back You'll find out how to spot and report 80+ behaviours displayed by traitorous Wild Gifthorse donors who have broken ranks with the Conspiracy. You'll pick up a few New Donor Tricks & Techniques You'll be comforted by your many Good Friends at the Trough. You'll learn how to better defend yourself against all those who criticize The Gifthorse Conspiracy’s Sacred 10 Commitments You'll also get a sneak preview of the Conspiracy's secret plan to jockey into a position of Total Domination of the funding world. Take a sneak peek at the Course Content here |
The Second Step: Complete the Conspiracy Compliance Checklist at the end of the Refresher Course. The Third Step: Immediately correct any treasonous behaviours which the Checklist exposes. You can obtain the Refresher Course from only one priviledged source. It will be delivered to you in a plain brown box: amazon.com (Refresher Course page) A Special Note for Unamericans |