Who are you....?

I am a proud member of the Gifthorse Conspiracy here to report a Wild Gifthorse I'm pretty sure I'm a member but I've yet to take the Gifthorse Refresher Course I'm a proud member who just dropped by to say hi and offer my encouragement I have a bundle of cash and I don't have a clue what to do with it I am a grantsneaker trying to figure out what you guys are up to I am a Wild Gifthorse a bit nostalgic for the good old days I think I'm here by mistake. I'm researching macramé price fixing by giftshops